Thanks for the Garlic Flavoured Gum! That was honestly the best birthday present I’ve ever had! It was also the best tasting gum I’ve had in quite a while. It did make me get quite gassy, but think on the good side, it should protect me from getting cancer. I liked it so much that I added the wrapper to my Chewing Gum Hall of Fame.
I do have one request though, next year – if you’re going to get me gum, please get me Brussel Sprout and Cabbage flavoured Gum. Thanks!
Your best mate,