Wrecking Ball – Lyrics Remade!


I’m going to admit something. Right here, right now. I’m stupid. I mean, all this time I’ve been trying to do entertaining posts and what I didn’t realise was this: What’s my most popular post of all time? My ‘My Puppy Punched Me in the Eye’ post, where I posted the original poem, a claymation video and then my own version of the poem. If you haven’t seen that post yet – go check it out here:

https://chimpingaround23.wordpress.com/2014/04/08/my-puppy-punched-me-in-the-eye/

Anyway, for this week’s post, I decided to take the one and only Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball and apply my own “amazing writing touch” to it (It’s probably not that amazing). Also, I know its crazy and some (most) of it doesn’t rhyme so now that’s out of the way – judge me.

Tennis Ball

We swung and missed I thought I’d won
We fought, wondering why
You snapped, I quit the tennis club.
A match no one could’ve won

Don’t you ever blab, that I just never tried
I always think of you
You won’t teach me skills, but I still remember you
I always think of you

I went in like a tennis ball
I’ve never hit the net so hard
All I wanted was to be your champ
All you ever did was disturb me
Yeah, you, you disturbed me

The racket and you had teamed
No one would ever beat you
This slowly changed, you let me win
It was all, part of your plan
Don’t you ever blab, that I just never tried
I always think of you
You won’t teach me skills, but I still remember you
I always think of you
I went in like a tennis ball
I’ve never hit the net so hard
All I wanted was to be your champ
All you ever did was disturb me

I went in like a tennis ball
Yeah, I just shut my mouth and moved
Left my leg in a terrible mess
All you ever did was disturb
Yeah, you, you disturbed me

I never meant to quit the club
I just wanted you to help me out
And instead of snapping my leg
You probably should’ve stayed a while
I never meant to quit the club
I just wanted you to help me out
You probably should’ve stayed a while

Don’t you ever blab, that I just never tried
I always think of you

I went in like a wrecking ball
I’ve never hit the net so hard
All I wanted was to be your champ
All you ever did was disturb me

I went in like a tennis ball
Yeah, I just shut my mouth and moved
Left my leg in a terrible mess
All you ever did was disturb me
Yeah, you, you disturbed me
Yeah, you, you disturb me.

If it makes you feel better – try singing this version with the original:

THIS WAS NOT TO INSULT ANYBODY, IT WAS JUST FOR A BIT OF FUN. IF THIS HAS INSULTED YOU IN ANY WAY, I AM SINCERELY SORRY. Thank You.

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One thought on “Wrecking Ball – Lyrics Remade!

  1. Hi! I remember my friend from the blog Random Tween talking about your blog! Since our blogs are pretty similar (mine and Random Twen) I thought you might want the URL for mine! Here it is:

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